Fully-Foliaged Money

Spam is a part of our day as much as junk mail is. There is going to be no getting around or eliminating it.

Is it annoying? Yes. Can it be malicious? Yes, if you're not careful (don't open attachments from those you don't know). But it is here to stay. So I shall laugh.

"Get your money, Fully Foliaged!"
Now I gotta ask. Is money now growing leaves? I've heard of people saying that other people think it grows on trees, but I have yet to see a Franklin sprouting leaves. If it is growing leaves, can I get it to procreate? Are there money seeds? Now show me where I can get those, and we might be in business.

"Buy OEM Software."
Do you really think I'm that stupid? I know it's not totally legit. That also might be the one of the worst call-to-action statements I've ever seen. That's like saying, "Buy bread."

"Ephedra works __________ (insert word here)"
That is the most popular spam lately, along with the penny-stock scam. I wonder how Ephedra could get me t0 STOP GETTING YOUR SPAM.

"It's Here, Now."
What is here, what are you talking about? Delete Now. If you're a legitimate e-mail, you need a much better subject line.

"Tag Heuer watch provides you real respect of the others"
So basically, your watch stinks and is not as good as the competition?